Dog shoots no one; McBride shoots self in foot repeatedly

Illusory Tenant says McBride sets the bar high in her post about a mis-reported "dog shoots owner" story:

... {I}f there is a lesson to be learned from the so-called teacher of journalism here, it's as a model of concision and brevity: it will be hard to top making so many errors and omissions in the space of a couple of paragraphs, even for McBride.