Inspired by Jessica McBride's creative use of language, to wit:
"Good for Mark Green... whallah, by midday Doyle was following his lead...."
Committed to the monitoring of the local right-wing media and exposing their lies, hypocrisies, and foibles, so that you don't have to.
Famous moment in talk radio history -- Charlie Sykes: "My evidence...Absolutely none."
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Does He Really Want To Go There
Sykes, in his teaser, for this morning's show, said that he is going to cover New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, and the latest news involving Spitzer's infidelity.
Charlei, please restore our fait and tell us you never has sex with a woman you were not married to.
ReplyDeleteTell us you never had sex with a woman while you were to a different woman.
Tell us you never spent money to have sex with any woman while you were or were not married to.
Then tell us that the flowers, theatres, dinners and motel rooms you used in any seduction attempts were free so you didn't break the last rule above.
Tell us all of that CHarlie so we can keep our faith in you and judge Spitzer though your immaculate eyes.
Then Charlie, please forgive my dangling participles and things.
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Charley,
Please restore our faith in you and tell us you never had sex with a woman you were not married to.
Tell us you never had sex with a woman while you were to a different woman.
Tell us you never spent money to have sex with any woman while you were or were not married to another woman.
Then tell us that the flowers, theatres, dinners and motel rooms you used in any seduction attempts were free so you didn't break the last rule above.
Tell us all of that Charlie so we can keep our faith in you and judge Spitzer though your immaculate eyes.
Then Charlie, please forgive my dangling participles and things.
I think this falls into the category of "going with what you know."
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Sykes never paid for it. Puts him in a whole different class of offender, you know.
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