Last fall, it was Miller's secret agenda to make everyone into homosexual bondage fanatics by imitating a famous painting.
Then about a month ago, it was a crusade against a comedian, who dared to make a Catholic joke, and his diabolical sponsors.
The most recent antic was the outrage at Dunkin Donuts and Rachel Ray, because she wore a scarf.
Then I remembered a recurring bit of selective outrage silliness. There are some who are mortally offended by the fact that the memorial to Flight 93 has a red crescent-shaped structure included in it. This outrage has been going on for years.
So who would be the next logical choice?
Well, the Shriners, of course! After all, just look at their symbol:
I mean look at it. A crescent, a scimitar, an Egyptian looking character. These people have to be stopped!
No peace until every fez is burned!
Anyway, that's my guess for their next bit of silliness.