This Just In?

Kevin Fischer, crack reporter, at 10:22 pm, says he has heard "on good authority" that there was a run in between two Greenfield candidates, including one trying to allegedly run the other one over.
He adds that the daily paper is "hot on the trail" and that we "should check it out on Tuesday."

That same daily paper, at 9:54 pm, almost a whole half hour earlier, actually gives the story, with interviews, quotes from the participants, and all that good stuff.

Stay tuned tomorrow, when Kevin Fischer tells us that Obama won the presidential election in another breaking news story.