Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The New TBS

The big news that has conservatives having all sorts of embarrassing body functions is that Sarah Palin has agreed to do some shows on Faux News.

The jokes sort of write themselves, so I won't waste my time on them, but feel free to come up with your own.

But there are a couple, three things worth mentioning.

One is that the Chief found an interesting article showing Palin's true motives:

Pollsters will tell you that Palin could still be a big factor in 2012 if she chooses to run. They will talk about how she is the biggest thing going now in Republican politics, about the passion she continues to exude on both sides. But that does not mean she will win. If Palin were serious about running for president and winning, she would be thinking about how to expand her support beyond the Republican party core that is fed by Fox News.

She is not thinking of these things, and with time it will dawn on the public consciousness that she is not a serious contender for the White House.

Kathy Carpenter's question is unintentionally even more funny than anything I could come up with:
Can you imagine Sarah interviewing liberals?
Kathy's question raises another one: Any bets on how long it would be before Palin storms off her own set after getting burned by a guest?

In related news, it is rumored that Roger Ailes of Faux News is considering a lawsuit against Ted Turner for the rights to the call letters "TBS." It is reported that Ailes wants the call letters to rename Faux News to "TBS: The Tea Bagger Station."

And in another bit of related news, witnesses report that Charlie Sykes has been seen shopping for smaller eyeglass frames, has been trying on different shades of lipstick, practicing walking in heels, and has his hair sculptor trying to use the right amount and kind of hair products to make his hair more Palinesque.


  1. "Can you imagine Sarah interviewing liberals?"
    Yeah, i can and I can see the liberals being to afraid of talking to her. If they can't beat her verbally, she'll skin them and gut them and hang their hides outside her house.
    (for those without a sense of humor, that was a joke)

  2. she'll skin them and gut them

    I always knew there was a bit of 'trix action behind this "little starbursts" slobbering. I bet you can satisfy all kinds of...needs out there in Vegas.

  3. What was the joke Danny- that Sarah Palin scares liberals?