The jokes sort of write themselves, so I won't waste my time on them, but feel free to come up with your own.
But there are a couple, three things worth mentioning.
One is that the Chief found an interesting article showing Palin's true motives:
Kathy Carpenter's question is unintentionally even more funny than anything I could come up with:
Pollsters will tell you that Palin could still be a big factor in 2012 if she chooses to run. They will talk about how she is the biggest thing going now in Republican politics, about the passion she continues to exude on both sides. But that does not mean she will win. If Palin were serious about running for president and winning, she would be thinking about how to expand her support beyond the Republican party core that is fed by Fox News.
She is not thinking of these things, and with time it will dawn on the public consciousness that she is not a serious contender for the White House.
Can you imagine Sarah interviewing liberals?Kathy's question raises another one: Any bets on how long it would be before Palin storms off her own set after getting burned by a guest?
In related news, it is rumored that Roger Ailes of Faux News is considering a lawsuit against Ted Turner for the rights to the call letters "TBS." It is reported that Ailes wants the call letters to rename Faux News to "TBS: The Tea Bagger Station."
And in another bit of related news, witnesses report that Charlie Sykes has been seen shopping for smaller eyeglass frames, has been trying on different shades of lipstick, practicing walking in heels, and has his hair sculptor trying to use the right amount and kind of hair products to make his hair more Palinesque.