Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving

Take some time out to remember the important things in life: family, friends, good memories.

That is what this day is about.

Unless you're Kevin Fischer. Then this is what your holiday is about:
All those other traditions come second.

Thanksgiving is about food and what you eat, and what you eat on Thanksgiving is turkey.

And what you eat is turkey unless you’re one of two things:

1) Communist

2) Vegetarian

But, Kevin…vegetarians have to eat, even on Thanksgiving.

True. But they should do so without any fanfare and not ruin this long-awaited holiday for the rest of us slovenly meat eaters.
Nothing like sharing that Christian faith by obsessing on food and insulting people.

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