The best part of the eBay ad is the leader:
"HEY PAUL! WHAT PERCENTAGE OF MILWAUKEE AREA RESIDENTS DO YOU THINK WOULD GIVE THEIR LEFT ARM FOR A BOBBLEHEAD OF ME? 98???? IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 98% OF MILWAUKEE RESIDENTS WOULD GIVE THEIR LEFT ARM FOR A BOBBLEHEAD OF YOURS TRULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Here it is. The wait is finally over. Here's your chance to own for yourself the ever elusive Mark Belling bobblehead doll. These beauties are a rare sight around these parts. I won this five or six years ago on Mark's show by answering a trivia question. Luckily I didn't have to risk being berated for stating my opinion on whatever topic it was that he was pontificating about at the time. Although I was mildly browbeaten because I admitted to finding the answer to the question on the World Wide Web. So bid early and bid often. I really need the money- for a ticket to a NASCAR race or a Toby Keith concert or a subscription to the National Review or an autographed picture of George Will or something equally as splendid and fantastic.
H/T to the Green Knight