You, Too, Can Own Belling

Hey kids, just think of the hours of fun you can have pretending that you are an executive with Clear Channel Radio, or a member of WMC. All you have to do is spend waaaaaay to much money and buy your own Mark Belling bobble head doll (not to be confused with Mike Gableman).

Yes, it's true. As reported by Tim Cuprisin of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, you can go to eBay and get your own doll. No need to rush, there hasn't been a single bid yet.

The best part of the eBay ad is the leader:

"HEY PAUL! WHAT PERCENTAGE OF MILWAUKEE AREA RESIDENTS DO YOU THINK WOULD GIVE THEIR LEFT ARM FOR A BOBBLEHEAD OF ME? 98???? IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 98% OF MILWAUKEE RESIDENTS WOULD GIVE THEIR LEFT ARM FOR A BOBBLEHEAD OF YOURS TRULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Here it is. The wait is finally over. Here's your chance to own for yourself the ever elusive Mark Belling bobblehead doll. These beauties are a rare sight around these parts. I won this five or six years ago on Mark's show by answering a trivia question. Luckily I didn't have to risk being berated for stating my opinion on whatever topic it was that he was pontificating about at the time. Although I was mildly browbeaten because I admitted to finding the answer to the question on the World Wide Web. So bid early and bid often. I really need the money- for a ticket to a NASCAR race or a Toby Keith concert or a subscription to the National Review or an autographed picture of George Will or something equally as splendid and fantastic.

Who wouldn't want their own Belling the bobblehead doll to complete their collection. It would fit perfectly between the Chucky and Mr. Potato Head dolls.

H/T to the Green Knight