Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Fischer's Freudian Slip

A Freudian slip is when someone does a faux pas, usually verbally, which some people believe to be caused by the subconscious mind.

Given Fischer's love of the Dionysian beverages, this comes as no surprise.

In a post in which he reports that a soccer game is canceled due to one of the school's being shut down by the health department because of the swine flu, Fischer writes this (emphasis mine):
Tonight’s high school varsity girl’s soccer game between Milwaukee Riverside and Milwaukee South was postponed after Riverside became one of four Milwaukee Public Schools to be closed indefinitely because of the wine flu outbreak.

Screencap proof:

21 comments:

  1. wine flu? That's what I get usually get after drinking some wine.

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  2. See? and we were afraid nobody would get it.

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  3. Oh man...I know I shouldn't laugh but I just can't help it...LOL.

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  4. Thanks Dan .... you know the rest.

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  5. OS, we need to just come up with a code for this.

    Something like:

    #1: Thanks, Dan, you make me feel smarter already.

    #2: Be quiet, Skittles, grown ups are talking.

    etc.

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  6. Gee capper, have I ever called you names? Ever personally critized you? Haven't I respected you? And you treat me like this? Maybe I could be the new Mickey/Gus on this blog, if you would like.
    Damn, this is what I said to my ex-wife.

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  7. #3 Dan says it's dark in there and he still hasn't found any Skittles.

    btw Dan: Did you know I have full administrative decision making ability again for this blog? I'm back!

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  8. "Did you know I have full administrative decision making ability again for this blog"
    Well, capper probably had to hire someone with disabilites so he wouldn't be out of compliance with IDEA.

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  9. No, Dan, you coming as a commenter qualified us for that.

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  10. What's a disabilites, Dan? Something you use for cavity searches?

    I still find it difficult to believe you teach anyone.

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  11. Yes, Tim, I teach and I actually do a good job. I'd like to know what you do, besides piddle in your pants, drool and act like a complete moron.

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  12. I'd like to know what you do, besides piddle in your pants, drool and act like a complete moron.Is that the best you got, pre-adolescent retorts? Ha. And, what was that you said about name-calling? In any case, thanks for making me feel calmer today.

    Oh, that makes three or four instances where you have disrespected Special Olympians and people with disabilities. When will an apology be forthcoming in the same manner that you demanded from our President?

    Thy name is hypocrite.

    I'm laughing at you, Dan.

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  13. Stop it! Both of you.

    Don't make me pull over to the side of the blogosphere.

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  14. Whenever my kids ask that, I always answer "Yes, we're there."

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  15. But grumpy, he threw my Tonka truck out the window.

    Seriously, this is comic relief for me (and kinda fun), but if you insist. Sniff.

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  16. OS, I would never disparage Special Olympians or others with mental disabilities. They have far more class in their pinkie finger nail than you have in your entire body. They actually know how to act like a human being. You just act like a dung beattle playing in a big pile of sh.t.

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  17. See what I get for trying?

    Dan, I offered a chance for everybody to drop it and you go and do that.

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  18. grumps-

    You expect too much from Dan.

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  19. I. Will. Not. Respond.

    How 'bout those Brewers?

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  20. It is not good to have Ryan Braun on the bench.

    Amen

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