Friday, May 30, 2008

Alert The Malkinistas. To The Ramparts, Go!

We have another scarf sighting and this one is so close to the seats of power that Sykes may have to go into overtime to be able to generate sufficient dudgeon. This is no cherubic donut-hawker wearing the tell-tale black and white almost keffiyeh. This is......the daughter of a Presidential candidate.

Yes, I know you're shocked. Shocked, I say. That Meghan McCain could so easily become a jihadist dupe. But, I say this is no time for lethargy. Fire up those keyboards. Engage CAPS LOCKS. Launch Assininity Missiles!

OMG! She's not wearing a flag pin, either! Run! Run away. Save yourselves!

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