Wednesday, August 6, 2008

If I Were A Right-Wing Blogger III

I'd be hammering the Celebrity meme hard this week. I'd be pounding on the candidate with the 73 lines of credits on IMdB. I'd be just wetting myself to tell you about the naivete of a candidate who'd let himself be used to promote Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tracy Morgan (2004) (V). (How did they manage to fill an hour of that?)

It would be Showtime all the time for the candidate who'd been in "24" and Wedding Crashers and "WWF Raw Is War". There's some Presidential gravitas for you.

Give us the President who's been in the most Vince Vaughn movies.

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