Off the Deep End

It's fun having a mother who is even more of a lefty than her son. Anyway, she now lives in Arkansas and sent me this letter-to-the-editor from the local newspaper.

LIBERALS ARE THE TERRORISTS’ BEST FRIENDS
By Robert W. Griffith
Midway (Arkansas)

As I frequently listen to Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton and Power-hungry Hillary’s double-speak campaign, I tremble with laughter and fear for this republic’s future.

Face it, Hillary’s campaign agenda is based on the old German Marxist Social Democratic Party of 1875 and Fidel Castro’s form of government. Hillary’s form of government is Big Daddy and Big Momma.

Military magazine, January 2008, terrorists and liberals: “Our enemies know one thing: They have a friend in the lieberals because they will always tuck tail and run instead of stand and fight.” Radio-show host and Vietnam veteran Bill Boltinghouse.

Is Hillary a closet communist?

German Marxist Social Democratic Party? That's a mouthful and inaccurate. The party is considered to have been born in 1863 by Ferdinand Lassalle and was called Allgemeiner Deutscher Arbeiterverein (General German Workers' Association). It has undergone numerous name changes, none of which come close to what Mr. Griffith claims.

I suspect comparing that original party to Fidel Castro's form of government is a stretch. I wonder if we can get Martin Lawrence to reprise his role if Ms. Clinton wins the presidency. Where would that leave her husband, though?

Anyway, these people are seriously deranged.