Last week, there were a number of tornadoes that ravaged the southern United States. Over fifty people lost their lives. How did that wonderful man, Fischer, respond to the tragedy?
Did he offer words of condolence and sympathy? Did he urge people to contribute to the Red Cross or Salvation Army? Did he urge people to send money and supplies to those affected? No, no and no. Instead, he worried whether Graceland survived. What a guy!
And what did Fischer say about the Westminster Dog Show? How great it was that a beagle had a good shot of winning? (FYI, Your King has a soft spot for beagles in his heart. If the beagle doesn't win, the show is rigged!) No, Fischer said this:
Taking Fido onto a carpet and having him strut around in a circle, checking his teeth, and tying his hair in a bow is NOT a sport.
Some weird looking under-sized toy with too much hair is going to win. Everybody knows that.
You want a real sport on TV tonight?
It’s called Monday Night Raw.
What a guy!
And the creme de la creme is this post, in its entirety:
Eggs, bacon, and Chelsea
By Kevin Fischer
Monday, Feb 11 2008, 09:56 PM
OK, Jason, whad'ya think?
Was she cute?
That Fischer. A standing pillar in the community, a cultured individual of fine taste in entertainment, and a chivalrous gentelman.
What a guy!
Is it any wonder he is also conservative?