Owen Robinson finds the best part of the story about people inconvenienced when the county transit system cuts off low-ridership routes and portions of routes -- the woman who fell on ice while walking the added distance to reach a bus route. It boils down to:
I broke my knee. I blame Scott Walker.
What a wacky observer of the human condition that McIlheran is. The best part of the story is that she broke her knee. Get it? There were plenty of good parts about people not being able to get to work and being abandoned by their only means of transit and stuff like that. But that's not the best part.
What's the best part? The woman fell down!!!! ah-ha-ha. She freakin' fell down! Get it? That's the very best part.
If only that woman had the foresight to break a hip he could have used his "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up," line, too. hee hee. Will the hilarity never cease? That Paddy Mac, whooo!. He cracks me up.